CHRIST'S HANDS ACROSS THE INTERNET Where christians come to share, pray and study. THINGS TO SAY (OR NOT TO SAY) TO THE PASTOR AFTER A BAD SERMON ahhh, nice suit! I appreciated your sermon on Paul. Didn't christian leaders move a lot in the New Testament? I hear they need missionaries.. in Botswana, hasn't God been calling you to the mission field? I hope you didn't mind my napping, but I remembered that sermon from last year. It is amazing what kind of sermon you can come up with in five minutes, isn't it? After that sermon I know why Pastors attend cemetary errrr seminary. Your sermon was shorter than last weeks.... Thanks. Thank you! I was beginning to think I would never get over my insomnia! Great job! Maybe the people who needed to hear that sermon will be here next time you preach it. You get PAID for this?! Nothing. Go out the side door. ALL MATERIAL IS PROPERTY OF CHAIN UNLESS OTHERWISE CREDITED AND NOT TO BE USED WITHOUT PERMISSION Back to the Top