CHRIST'S HANDS ACROSS THE INTERNET Where christians come to share, pray and study. TIPS FOR WHEN YOU REBEL AGAINST GOD Do not go sailing, check all swimming pools for whales before jumping in. (See Jonah) Do Not, I repeat, Do NOT look back! (See: Lot's wife) Try not to be in the desert or wilderness when rebelling. Your loved ones might get to worry after 40 years! (See: Israel in the wilderness) Move away from California or whereever earthquakes are common. (See: Israel in wilderness) Do not build idols, especially golden calves. (Yep, you got it.. Israel in the wilderness again! Maybe you should just stay out of the wilderness, period!) Listen to talking donkeys. (See: Balaam) Learn sign language before arguing with any angels. (See Zacharias) Buy lots of lightning rods. (OK, it is not in the Bible but with all the joking around God may be getting some new ideas!) Do not walk on water. (As if you were going to try that anyway! See: Peter.) Last but not least.... Let God's people go!!! (See: Pharoah) ALL MATERIAL IS PROPERTY OF CHAIN UNLESS OTHERWISE CREDITED AND NOT TO BE USED WITHOUT PERMISSION Back to the Top