PRAYERS THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT AS EXPECTED**
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- "Lord, I feel like fish tonight."
- "Bless this food I am about to partake."
Whale that swallowed Jonah
- "Lord, Please teach me patience."
- "Teach me to rule wisely over my brothers."
- "Please May Eve have supper ready when i get home."
- "Hey God, Is that the best you can do?"
Goliath when he sees David.
- "Please send rain."
The farmers living next to Noah
- "Where's the beef..errrrr... meat!?"
Israelites wandering in the desert.
- "Pass the salt."
**All these prayers are fictitious!
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