CHRIST'S HANDS ACROSS THE INTERNET Where christians come to share, pray and study. PRAYERS THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT AS EXPECTED** "Lord, I feel like fish tonight." Jonah "Bless this food I am about to partake." Whale that swallowed Jonah "Lord, Please teach me patience." Job "Mooooooooooo" King Nebuchadnezzar "Teach me to rule wisely over my brothers." Joseph "Please May Eve have supper ready when i get home." Adam "Hey God, Is that the best you can do?" Goliath when he sees David. "Please send rain." The farmers living next to Noah "Where's the beef..errrrr... meat!?" Israelites wandering in the desert. "Pass the salt." Lot **All these prayers are fictitious! ALL MATERIAL IS PROPERTY OF CHAIN UNLESS OTHERWISE CREDITED AND NOT TO BE USED WITHOUT PERMISSION Back to the Top