CHRIST'S HANDS ACROSS THE INTERNET Where christians come to share, pray and study. FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT TEST NEED FERTILIZER? LOVE IS church potlucks mushy emotions never having to say you're sorry protecting, trusting, hoping, persevering... PEACE IS when kids go to Sunday school given by God's grace when you hold up two fingers brought to you by Calgon or International Coffees JOY IS serving God a blonde babe the closing prayer tax rebates PATIENCE IS Joy's sister something everyone else needs impossible trusting God in all circumstances KINDNESS IS Never admonishing or exhorting someone Giving the larger piece of pie to someone else compassionate action toward others Um, who's ness and why should I be kind to her? GOODNESS IS Special K, Oatmeal and Bran cereals state of being healthy spiritually Saving the whales, seals, rain forest my mother in law/father in law FAITHFULNESS IS staying true to ones promises never missing ER, The X-Files, Survivor, (etc) desperately needed in Hollywood and Politics only required if others are faithful to me GENTLENESS IS a quality of cute, furry animals a massage from Olga/Hans meek and humble handling of all circumstances Gentle's Ben's neice SELF CONTROL IS not possible for parents or those with parents possible except at Christmas and Thanksgiving commanded by God and necessary to persevere a class offered by Weight Watchers Galatians 5:22,23 22 "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. NOTE: NO ANSWERS ARE GIVEN AS WE MUST ALL SEARCH OUR HEARTS AND READ THE WORD TO HAVE TRUE FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT ALL MATERIAL IS COPYRIGHTED AND BELONGS TO CHAIN UNLESS OTHERWISE CREDITED. NO USE OF MATERIAL GRANTED WITHOUT PERMISSION. EMAIL: copyrite@chain.org FOR PERMISSION Back to the Top