NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS NOT TO MAKE
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Insert grin here)
- I will visit Israel three and a half years after they sign the peace treaty.
- I will gladly take the government identification number on my forehead or hand to show I am a patriot.
- I will believe in UFO's when a lot of christians disappear.
- I will put my faith in signs and wonders and those who do them.
- I will minister for God after I get a four year seminary degree.
- I will find a church to meet my needs.
- I will spend lots of time thinking about helping others.
- I will become more religious.
- I will will to do my will willinglly.
- I will learn to say that last resolution 3 times really fast
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