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NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS NOT TO MAKE


  • I will visit Israel three and a half years after they sign the peace treaty.

  • I will gladly take the government identification number on my forehead or hand to show I am a patriot.

  • I will believe in UFO's when a lot of christians disappear.

  • I will put my faith in signs and wonders and those who do them.

  • I will minister for God after I get a four year seminary degree.

  • I will find a church to meet my needs.

  • I will spend lots of time thinking about helping others.

  • I will become more religious.

  • I will will to do my will willinglly.

  • I will learn to say that last resolution 3 times really fast

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Insert grin here)


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